So, I hopped into my taupe Saturn after a fun trip to Michael's. A confused sniff revealed that my car now smelled like smoke. A quick glance down revealed a lime and pink striped coffee cup (that was not mine) and a pack of cigarettes (that were responsible for the smoky smell and most certainly not mine). A frantic glance to the left showed Galahad, my taupe sedan, safely parked two spots away.
I will be leaving the library shortly to put at least two bumper stickers on Galahad (who would clearly benefit from additional identification.)